Get a Job
"Does that come with dental?"
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Grosse Pointe Blank
Find Your Next Job Now
I've had twelve salaried jobs so far (nothing to brag about, I know - it probably indicates I'm pretty good at
getting a job, but not so good at picking one)
and I've been called a "short-timer" by many of my ex-coworkers.
But in retrospect, it's apparent
I've never left too soon (unless you count the severance pay that I
missed). Even if you're reasonably content with your current job, you
should be prepared if it becomes time to find a new one.
Even if you have to settle for less just to pay the
bills, you'll be ready when opportunities present themselves.
Know What You Like
Rather than waiting until a new job opportunity shows up and then
rationalizing that it's a good move, recognize early on the type of work that interests you.
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I made one of my worst career choices when moving to Silicon Valley.
Moving to the center of the dot-com boom near its peak was a good move
- taking a job offer because it was convenient was the mistake. With a
little more effort I could have continued talks with AvantGo, a
company that appeared to be filled with talent and developed mobile
applications, one of my top interests. Instead, I went to a software
startup that had just been acquired by PRI Automation, a supplier of
semiconductor fab equipment company I knew and respected the CTO whom
I had worked for previously, and they offered me a job almost
immediately. After a wasted year of turmoil and corporate intrigue,
during which I found the whole field of manufacturing completely
boring (and the state of manufacturing software completely appalling),
I found another job at a mobile internet startup called Neomar. That
didn't last long, either, but it was a lot more fun, and we had a
product out in six months.
Don't fall into the trap of just taking a job because it's convenient,
or because you're dissatisfied with your current job and anything new
sounds better.
Know What You Want
I have an uncle, a Silicon Valley executive, who has tried to impress
upon me the importance of having a five-year career plan. I still
prefer to wing it (and look where it's got me), but I do feel you
should know the direction you want your career to go.
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My best career move was in leaving the defense contractor BBN for a
small company developing commercial 3D software called Nichimen
Graphics. BBN had a great technology history and culture, but I'd
worked on corporate and government projects for my entire career, and,
especially with the Internet boom starting, I wanted to work on
products that you didn't need a security clearance to use. Nichimen
didn't last long, but it turned out that I really did get more
satisfaction from delivering shrink-wrapped packages to real
consumers, and small companies moved at a pace that I enjoyed.
Figure the Odds
My advice - don't take a new job unless it offers at least two
distinct things that appeal to you.
It's a matter of risk management -
if you change jobs based on one reason, it may well turn out that
rationale was invalid. But if you have more than one reason for taking
the job (and being unhappy with your previous job doesn't count), then
there's a decent chance you won't feel like you made a terrible
mistake.
Peer-to-Peer Networking
Recruiters writing job-advice columns love to tell you how you should
network by calling up all everyone you know when you need a job. But
that's not networking, that's panhandling. It's what recruiters do,
but it's pretty annoying.
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Most of my jobs and all of my contracts have come through referrals by
friends and colleagues, and I try to keep them in mind whenever I hear
of an opportunity any of them might be interested in. On the other
hand, there are those who only seem to remember me when they want a
contact name or even a personal introduction (a lot of salespeople
fall in this category). Those guys are on my anti-networking list.
Networking is an economy - you get out of it what you put in. If you
contribute answers and useful information to discussion lists, then
you will more likely be rewarded with assistance when you need help
(and more likely to be treated with leniency if you ask a dumb
question). If you help people get jobs, then you will more likely be
remembered when those same people hire or make referrals. Those who
only reach out when they need a job, a loan, or introduction to
business contacts are as welcome as the pal who calls only when he
needs help moving his sofa.
Most importantly, be good at your work. People will remember, and the jobs
will come to you.
Don't Waste Time on Recruiters
I've known people to get jobs through third-party recruiters, and I've
managed to get some decent interviews and even a couple of jobs (but
not good ones) through recruiters. So I'm not saying don't use
recruiters, but don't let them waste your time.
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The last recruiter I wasted time on was an outfit called Remington
International, a high-flying outfit located in a fancy Westwood, LA
office tower. At least one of their staff was honest enough to tell me
that if I didn't check with them every two weeks they would forget
about me. This was after waiting in the lobby after being warned the
previous day not to show up late, and then sitting through a "practice
inteview" in which I was supposed to give them leads at every company
I'd ever worked at. But it was entertaining to watch the recruiters
running around giving each other high-fives.
Don't be misled into thinking that recruiters work for
you.
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At the height of the dot com boom, I applied for a position
advertising a high salary. But the recruiter from the imaginatively
named firm General Employment not only assumed I was at his beck and
call ("Hey, I scheduled an interview in an hour - can you show up?"),
he spent most of his efforts knocking down my asking salary. "It's not
140k, that was a mistake. It's 120. So you'll take 110?" Maybe his
rent check was due.
Third-party recruiters work for themselves - they get paid when
they close a deal, like realtors (but without the license or two-week
course).
Be Prepared
Do Your Research
In this great Internet day and age, it's easy to do some research on
your prospective employer. Any self-respecting company, including
startups, will have a web site, where you can check out the company
history, management and products. Not only will this allow you to form
an initial impression of the company, this will give you a foundation
for asking some questions during your interview, either to impress
your interviewers with your preparedness or to figure out if these
guys are for real.
Quiz Show
I don't like interview quizzes (made fashionable years ago by
Microsoft and more recently by Google.
But quizzes are a fact of life and you should prepared for them. I
prefer asking candidates about their projects, why they made the
choices they did, and what tools they used. Anyone who actually
accomplished anything should be able to answer those questions.
It's easy to forget the various tools,
languages and API's that one encounters in a programming career, but
take the time to review them and jog your memory before the interview.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Important as it is to refrain from discussing race, sex and religion
in the workplace, it is even more crucial to keep your opinions to
yourself in the interview. There are plenty of federal regulations
intended to prevent those factors from keeping you out of a job, so
take advantage of that protection. If it means that much to you, you
can inflict your opinions, pecadilloes and dogma on your
coworkers-to-be when they're stuck with you.
Put Your Best Face Forward
This is stating the obvious, but make a good impression.
Cross your t's and dot your i's.
Don't Look Like a Mercenary
Of course, money is important (unless you're fortunate enough to be
young, rich and stupid). But when you're applying for a job, you
should at least pretend that money is not your only motivation.
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coworker introduced me over a cheap dinner to a friend of his who
expressed some interest in working for our company. His only real
question to me was "how much does the job pay?". Considering he didn't
have much to say about himself, and we weren't a large company looking
for a Level 2 Software Engineer with a specific pay grade, I had
no idea and little interest in coming up with a figure. I couldn't
tell how good he was, but I was under the definite impression that his
primary interest was in finding a higher salary.
Don't Be Late
First impressions make a difference, and showing up late to an
interview is just about the first possible bad impression you can
make.
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I used to have a terrible punctuality problem, but the worst was when I showed up a half hour late for an interview with iRobot - I left work at what I thought was the last possible momemnt and then crawled through commuter traffic all along the Charles River. For
some reason, I seem to be more punctual these days, possibly because I
no longer deal with Boston traffic, but also I try to get there a bit
earlier, at least to scope out the lay of the land.
Scheduling yourself to arrive fifteen minutes to half an hour
early gives you some safety margin - and if you do get there early, it
gives you time to check out the office building and check out the
surrounding area.
Don't Be Weird
If you're rich and weird, you're eccentric. If you're interviewing, keep a lid on it.
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I conducted one of the most painful interviews of my life with a guy
who started off by professing his infatuation with Asian women ("I
love Asian women", I believe were his exact words). I can only imagine
he got started on that thread because the previous person who
interviewed him was an Asian woman (and in management, to boot). It
turns out that was the most interesting thing he had to say for the
next very long hour.
Look for Flaws
A new job is an investment - you are committing time in the
expectation of gaining income, expertise and connections that will
advance you in terms of career, finance and overall happiness. There
is an opportunity cost in taking a new job - that is time you could
spend elsewhere, learning other skills, completing other projects and
meeting other people. So do your "due diligence".
The First Date
Job interviews are like first dates. Everyone is on their best
behavior, so any visible flaw you see will certainly be present
several times over if you actually "hook up".
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I spent one interview listening to the general manager yelling into
the phone at his subordinates. He assured me that he never did that
with his engineers (not true) - nevertheless, I ended up buying an
iPod to tune him out, and my final meeting at that company lasted
three hours, much of it a high-volume blamefest. A company president
with a similarly self-absorbed personality complained to be numerous
times before I joined about the rudeness and insensitivity of
programmers (at least we appreciate irony). That got pretty old after
a while and again, when times got tough, the tough got accusatory.
If you see any disturbing
behavior, imagine what it's going to be like on the job, especially
during stressful times.
Meet the Family
It's not just the boss you have to worry about. Check out your
prospective coworkers, and see if they're hiding anyone in the closet.
And get a feel for the company culture.
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When I was working on a poorly managed defense project in suburban Maryland,
insult was added to injury as I worked overtime with the flu while my
coworkers attempted to engage me in "debates" on the evils of gay
pedophiles (as opposed to straight ones), interracial marriage, how
America was a Christian nation, and what Rush Limbaugh said last
night.
A company culture might not just offend you - it can change you, for
better or worse.
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At my first job in Silicon Valley, I learned a thing or two about
political infighting, but I felt dirty (and physicalyl a little ill),
and the moments of wicked satisfaction didn't make up for lost
time. Later, I joined a game company filled with so much childish
behavior (crying, foot stomping, throwing things - and that was the
management) that I wanted to take my toys and go home.
Order the Lobster
One traditional date test is how much the guy is willing to
spend. Hopefully, that is no longer the case in this modern day and
age. But still, it's something to watch out for when "dating" a
prospective employer - a company that is cheap during the interview
will be even more stingy with you as an employee, and particularly for
small companies, it may be a sign of low operating funds.
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Even companies that are not particularly generous will put on a good
show during the interview, but I did have an interview with a company
in New Jersey that didn't even offer to reimburse me for taking a
train to the interview from Boston (and back the same day). Combine
that with their reluctance to give a specific offer when they
expressed intereset in hiring me, I opted for a job that seemed less
interesting but seemed to have more abundant and secure benefits.
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Another employer kept asking me during my interview to think about the
least amount of money I needed for my standard of living. In
retrospect, I should have responded by asking them to consider the
maximum amount of money they could spend on me. And then perhaps I
wouldn't have ended up getting the job, which involved a pay cut,
reduced benefits, and ended up with me purchasing hardware for the project
so I wouldn't have to listen to the boss make a big
deal about spending the money.
Read Between the Lines
Some ominous phrases:
"We're a family."
The dysfunctional kind, like the ones in the Jerry Springer Show.
"We have a good core team."
Everyone else left.
"We won't deliver a product until it's ready."
We're late.
"I know we can do this."
All evidence to the contrary.
"We're in stealth mode."
We have no marketing.
"I'm really direct."
I'm really obnoxious.
"On occasion we need everyone to work extra hours."
We have a stupid schedule.
"We have some high-power management ready to come in at a later date."
After you dall all the work, you're not getting promoted.
"You're recommended by X? Then this is just a formality."
This place is really political.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of you."
Promises, promises.
In my experience, your best shot at avoiding politics (if that's what
you really want) is in startup companies that have less than twenty
people. Once they grow to a certain size, then people start worrying
more about their titles and turf then in getting something done and
keeping the company alive. But if you're more interested in structure
and security, that might not be the right situation for you.
Believe the Rumors
The rumor mill is right. That's not to say you should believe
everything anyone says about a prospective employer. But the
reputation of a company is propagated by numerous employees,
customers, vendors and partners over the years.
So if the word on the street is to turn around and run the other
direction, then do it.
Check the Benefits
Don't take any benefits for granted. I started my career at large
corporations with standard benefits and relocation packages, so I've
been caught by surprise a few times when dealing with small and even
some medium-sized companies.
Relocation
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When I got an offer from an interesting
startup in California, I assumed they would reimburse me for my move
from Boston, but fortunately I casually mentioned the issue just before I
verbally accepted the offer. My manager-to-be was surprised by that
assumption, but was quite reasonable and came back to me with a
modification of the offer - an amount that didn't quite cover the cost
of relocation, but was still better than nothing.
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With a much larger company numbering several thousand employees at the
height of the dot-com boom, I again assumed that relocation was a
standard part of the offer, but only after I formally accepted and
called up the HR department did I learn that it wasn't. After
starting work, a coworker who just started said he had been relocated
by the company, so I should have just made sure of this during the
offer negotiation.
Vacation
When I started working, it seemed that three weeks of vacation was
standard, and I even had one job that provided six weeks a year. But
like all other benefits, you can't take it for granted, anymore.
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The first console game developer I joined lowballed me on the salary,
which distracted me from noticing that they only offered five days of
vacation. And they were pretty stingy with those - even after working
every weekend, they would deduct a half day if I was out for an
afternoon (and yet still worked the evening)
Some advice I've received but have yet to apply - when you've finished
negotiating your salary, also negotiate your vacation. Particularly if
you've had a long work history - there's no reason you should start
with an entry level amount of vacation.
Health
In the United States, it's a lot easier to lose health coverage than
gain it, so this is one area where you should pay special attention.
First of all, check that health benefits are indeed available, as
technically speaking, companies are not required to provide it. And
those that do, may not not activate it immediately or may have certain
restrictions.
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For example, worked at one company that had just spun off from a major
consumer electronics firm and still carried the same benefit packages
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the start date. I believe this is fairly common in the entertainment
industry.
Make sure your previous coverage will last up to the beginning of your
new coverage. Short-term policies are convenient for this situation,
but don't waive or terminate your COBRA rights until you've
established new insurance. If your new job falls through before your
new coverage starts, you don't want to compound that problem by not
having health coverage.
Know Your Worth
I remember in particular one piece of advice at Texas Instruments, my
first job right out of college - "You would be a fool not to keep
track of your market value." And this was from a distinguished
computer engineer who'd been at that company for decades.
Industry salary surveys are a
starting point, although the methodology is usually sketchy.
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For example, I saw in one issue of the popular Game Developer magazine
salary survey that none of the programmer salaries in the survey
exceeded $200,000. Then if you read their explanation of the survey
methodology, they note that they discarded all reported salaries over
$200,000. Which means what? Nothing.
And I suspect that survey results are skewed
high - if you feel good about your salary you're more likely to
respond to a survey than if you're low-paid or unemployed.
You may be willing to trade off salary for other
aspects of a job, but keep in mind, when you take a pay cut, it may
not be easy to make up that difference later. Employers tend to
negotiate based on your most recent salary, not your highest previous salary.
And while employers are quite willing to point out
that economic times are slow, the job market is not good, and the cost
of living in their area may be lower than others, they are not quite
so enthusiastic about offering more when times are hot and they are
based in an expensive area.
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The one time I took a significant pay cut for a new job, I regretted
it. The decrease was even more significant if you consider the portion
that was actually a signing bonus and returnable if I left the company
for any reason during the first year, and if you count the markedly
lower benefits. The company shares mentioned in the offer letter were
conveniently forgotten by the employer, and the job turned out to be
quite unpleasant. It didn't take me long to feel stupid - right after
I joined, my new boss rattled on about how she was willing to pay
twice as much for others she was trying to recruit.
So if you're taking a pay cut, be sure about what you're getting in return.
And (this is old news now since the dot com bust) don't do it just for
the stock options.
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When I left PRI, I didn't bother to exercise the
startup's pre-IPO shares, reasoning that the money was better spent on
a Dreamcast (and it was). When I left Neomar, I did exercise my options,
but largely out of politeness - the stock certificate still sits on my
wall today.
I will note, however, that employee stock purchase plans in a public
company are a good deal. If always sell as soon as possible, you'll
make a little something.
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